Some movies I'd like to see

                                               Bruce Willis as a Centaur.

                                   Edward Norton as a security robot spy bot bug.

And Due Date 2.

The New Blog

I have decided to take this blog to a whole nother level. I will write more in detail,instead of short and quick to the point. I want my readers to enjoy what I'm posting,instead of just ramblings and random short thoughts.

I will admit this blog has no structure whatsoever, but that's okay. Sticking to the same fucking subject is boring anyways.

I will start writing short stories. Thoughts I have about how the universe works(lulz hippies). I will also put a lot more widgets (chatbox, polls, etc.) on the side because I really care what you are all thinking about my blog.
I need constructive criticism, or perhaps straight up telling me I suck at writing and I should never post on the netz ever again LOL. I want to write for your entertainment.

Please enjoy my upcoming posts.


                                       I Am A Dinosaur Hunter.

I want to Lucid Dream so bad

I've been trying to Lucid Dream for a good year now. I've mixed a lot of techniques like WBTB and WILD.

But I never actually broken through. My dream recall has been phenomenal though,so that has to be a sign that I am coming closer to waking up in my dreams.
 I've been using this program called "You Are Dreaming". And it basically brainwashes me all day. At random intervals I'll see you are dreaming and other phrases that remind my subconscious to think about dreaming. It's been workin pretty fine since my dreams become more vivid each day.


I can't wait to kill a lot of dream people in the coolest ways.

I can't wait to take on dinosaurs and save villages from them.

I can't wait to be able to make people explode just with the power of thought.

I can't wait to fucking lucid dream,so I can unleash my imagination on the doomed dream people lol.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream)

                                             Any thoughts or experiences on the subject?

MY TOP 20 N64 GAMES!!!!!!

I Love the hell out of all these games,I spent quite a bit of time making this list. Ahhhhhh flashbacks :)

20.Pokemon Stadium 64- 3-D Pokemon battles,FUCK YEAH!!!!! The mini-games were a lot of fun too.

19.Megaman 64-Fuck YEAH!!!!! Megaman in 3-D!!!!!!!!

18.Castlevania-One of the scariest platformers out there.It's even kinda scary now.Great story too.

17.Donkey Kong 64-All the apes from the past games in one.Except I have no idea where Lanky came from?

16.Conker's Bad Fur Day-Lulz fart humor and platforming at it's greatest.

15.Paper Mario-Mario RPG? Count me in!

14.Goemon's Great Adventure-Simple and fun,really badass two player! Play it nao!

13.Star Wars Episode I: Racer-Intense space racing action set in the Star Wars universe.

12.Star Fox 64-Beat it a million times.You can drive a tank,submarine,and of course the arwing.

11.F-Zero X -Super batshit intense space racing game. Music and gameplay is phenomenal!
(Like the music gets me really really pumped.)

10.Yoshi Story-Possibly one of the happiest games ever made.

9.Diddy Kong Racing- Tip-top was my favorite character.

8.Mario Party Series-Fucking greatest board game of all time!!!!!

7.Mario Kart 64-Got gold trophies errwhere.I beat the hell out of this game.

6.Jet Force Gemini-Goriest teen game EVAR.Kill bugs guts and body parts everywhere!

5.Super Mario 64-Got every star,first game for my N64 too. :D

4.Snowboard Kids 2-Very underrated game. This game is seriously sooo much fun,it still is!The music is uber good too. If your a racing game fan.Get it!!!! Seriously play it.

3. Super Smash Bros.-Oh yeaaaaah.

2.Harvest Moon 64-Spent a lot of my life on this game lol. Do I regret it? Fuck you.

1.Zelda:Ocarina Of Time-Everyones favorite.The Hyrule field song is now playing in your head. :)

Have any of you ever sat there

and wish for the Zombie Apocalypse to happen? I have,but only because I know I'd be that guy that could tough through that kind of stuff. I mean I play a lot of video games,watch a shit ton of zombie flicks. I'm sure I could survive hordes of zombies. Plus I don't know about you guys,but I'd loot so many things. Especially that 3-D Sony T.V. Fuck,that shit looks soooooo good.

Politics

I have no idea what's goin on with our nation right now.  Nor do I give a flying fuck. People need to stop worrying about all this healthcare bullshit,and just let the old farts in congress deal with it. Every time I go to the mall,I always overhear someone saying "Obama blah this" or "blah blah Obama". And I'm thinking "Dude your at the mall,stop worrying about stupid shit that doesn't even affect you right now."

                                                  Smoke weed lol.

Dimethyltryptamine

Or DMT as most people know it. It is the chemical in your brain that is linked to near-death experiences and dreaming . This chemical is only released into your body when ever your under great stress. And one of the most stressful times of your life is right before you die. So you know how people that die and are somehow revived they always say they see a great light? This is actually them tripping on this stuff. Now if you want to know what this is like now. Go extract it from something. Every organism on Earth has DMT so you can get it from just about everything(even the grass in your backyard). Or you can get it from a drug dealer lol. This is one of the most illegal substances known to man,but you trip on it every time you go to bed. Now go have fun kids,all the links for my research are below. Trust me you need to do this shit. Trust me.

DMT wiki
How to extract:Extraction Guide

Can someone please tell me how to be like him?

The person I look up to the most is John Rambo played by Sylvester Stallone. Chicks love him,guys want to be him. He kills everything in sight using any of his million abilities. I mean this guy is deadly with bows,guns, and even his bare hands. I believe he ripped out a guys throat in the latest Rambo movie.

This is how I want to wake up everyday.

Who would win? Sabre-tooth Tiger V.S Captain Falcon

  
In my opinion,I totally think Captain Falcon would Falcon kick that Sabre-tooth Tiger to shit.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

is god. That's it. No questions asked.